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Started because we were bored, continued because people kept buying.
No, seriously — we’re here to end cringe quote tees, one shirt at a time.
• Orders ship within 1–2 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• International delivery: 15–20 business days
• Free shipping on orders over $75
Speedy, but not Amazon-creepy fast.
• We use premium-grade materials across every collection
• All items are inspected individually before shipping
• Designed for comfort, durability, and everyday wear
If you manage to ruin it, that’s honestly impressive
• Most items follow standard U.S. sizing (check product page for specifics)
• Every product includes a Size Guide — don’t skip it
• If you're unsure, sizing up is usually safer
We provide the chart. What you do with it is on you.
• Contact us within 30 days at hello@verityvale.com
• We’ll replace or refund it — no stress, no drama
• Items must be unused and in original condition (no deodorant marks, please)
We make mistakes, but at least we own them